Laugh out Loud

Today LoL! features humilation stupidity, and bad comedy all rolled into one. So,nothing new there.

                                            Figure it out.

              
                                    Ohhhh, man, Steven...

                                                               Are you so sure!

                        Which are you??

                                                         
                                              Perfect placement!!!!!  
                                                            

Todays edition of  the Commercial section is pointed for people who are concerned with their bodily image.

Ayds (diet candy)                                          

(Wack Off is an insect repellent)

Rub on Wack Off for safety!

CreaMass- Doesn't look bad on the label but say it 4 times fast...

For my old homeroom class. : )

The irony of ironies, this is a shampoo. For horses.

'Women Of The Day'

Today's 'Women Of The Day'  features the perfect women of the internet... Enjoy!

Note: I personally would not be proud to have this body. I assume the owner isn't crazy about it either so I have edited the face of the persons head out.

Laugh out loud

To appeal to more ,um, adventurous readers our editors created an LOL!!!  page. This features videos, pictures and signs that are just things that make you say lol.  Have fun!


    
                                                                   Fits in nicely!!!!

         Smile for the camera. Is he from the Beatles?

 
             Many things can occur while you are out cold....

  
She got paid. She'd better, or she looked like an idiot for nothing. Thank God that its temporary.
Did you know that there is a Monkey breed with that same name?

                       
                               Well, this is nice.

Can you hear the screaming in this picture?

                                     I'm not jealous... just envying you.

To appeal to more "cultured" readers UnReal has started an Art section.Marvelous, oui?
                             
        I don't know who made this but its much better then what I can do.

                                  I enjoy the slight abstract quality of this one.

                              
                                    Oil painting by Mary Lomonaco. Lovely.

              Painting by John Longstaff.Wonderful play on Black and White

                             
                                       
 I love this, its so innocent. Except that shes doomed to drop to her death.

                                  

                            And that , ladies and gentlemen, is todays Art section. More amazing works soon.

                                                          Breaking News!
 UnReal also have a Comic section. This is a brief compilation of jokes from various resources.
We hope that you like then as much as we did . If you don't ,who gives?(All cartoons seen here belong to their present owner.)

Today's 'Women Of The Day' features the perfect women of the internet...
Enjoy!

                                                              SEXY!!!!

                                                  UnReal Reports Commercial section
The UnReal Reports proudly presents their new commercial section.This section of our paper will show you where to get everything for your lifestyle*, At a convenient price.

All Ice Creams- $1.99 Only 1.50

Special Discount on Octopus Ice Cream- Now 0.80!

Potato Chips- 99 cents 

                   Lamb+Mint chips. Yum?

            With new Megapussi!

                                           Blueberry chips.Delish.                                                                                       




Beverages-2 packs for 10$                                                           
                                      Enjoy Vergina(R)                              

 Pee Cola(R) , YUM!                                                   SARS(R)=Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

*What kind of lifestyle needs THIS!?

Next edition on the 29. 'Til then!                                          
Sources from Google + www.Oddee.com
                                                                             

First to Ramble

Sneak Peek on this weeks article-"Young" Man becomes first to ramble...

                            "Young" Man becomes first to ramble on continuously for over 30 minutes

Peter Scnuanower, age 72,has made history when, on a crowded Sunday bus , he spoke to no one in particular for a majority of the ride. The previous record of  a half hour was shattered when Scnuanower mumbled to himself for a mind-blowing 42 minutes.The senior prattled on obsessively about  utterly unrelated topics such as.....

......The record-breaker then declined comments, saying that his heart felt like it was "in a vise" and that He could see angels. Witnesses also report that he then 'feel asleep'.He has not been heard from since.

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Here at Unreal we pride in having the most wasteful-time-consuming news.Enjoy.