Wednesday, August 26, 2009

First to Ramble

Sneak Peek on this weeks article-"Young" Man becomes first to ramble...

                            "Young" Man becomes first to ramble on continuously for over 30 minutes

Peter Scnuanower, age 72,has made history when, on a crowded Sunday bus , he spoke to no one in particular for a majority of the ride. The previous record of  a half hour was shattered when Scnuanower mumbled to himself for a mind-blowing 42 minutes.The senior prattled on obsessively about  utterly unrelated topics such as.....

......The record-breaker then declined comments, saying that his heart felt like it was "in a vise" and that He could see angels. Witnesses also report that he then 'feel asleep'.He has not been heard from since.

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