UnReal Reports Commercial section
The UnReal Reports proudly presents their new commercial section.This section of our paper will show you where to get everything for your lifestyle*, At a convenient price.

All Ice Creams- $1.99 Only 1.50

Special Discount on Octopus Ice Cream- Now 0.80!

Potato Chips- 99 cents 

                   Lamb+Mint chips. Yum?

            With new Megapussi!

                                           Blueberry chips.Delish.                                                                                       




Beverages-2 packs for 10$                                                           
                                      Enjoy Vergina(R)                              

 Pee Cola(R) , YUM!                                                   SARS(R)=Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

*What kind of lifestyle needs THIS!?

Next edition on the 29. 'Til then!                                          
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