Todays edition of  the Commercial section is pointed for people who are concerned with their bodily image.

Ayds (diet candy)                                          

(Wack Off is an insect repellent)

Rub on Wack Off for safety!

CreaMass- Doesn't look bad on the label but say it 4 times fast...

For my old homeroom class. : )

The irony of ironies, this is a shampoo. For horses.